Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: club touch, cross dresser, crystal meth, D'or lounge, Dream Hotel, liquor, manhattan, NYC, open bar, out lounge, pr, public relations, Real Housewives of NYC, Richie Rich, vegas, vodka, way out, weddings
Following Wednesday’s “Way Out” bash marked Thursday’s first Out Lounge party of the season (and at a new location – Club Touch), and I have to say I’m surprised the entire Western side of Manhattan didn’t plunge underground because of all the extra weight of 34,509 homos piled on top of each other, impatiently clamoring at the door & both of their understaffed (yet chic, touch-sensitive and luminescent) bars. The theme was all Vegas, and the feathers, boas, and surprisingly hot (yet female) performers were slutting it up with the ‘mos until the cheap vodka wells ran dry. I even got a card from a cross-dresser advertising “her” “promotions” which in New York City means anything from weddings to crystal meth. It’s really anybody’s guess when you get it at an open bar.
Which leads me to my next point.
Why is it that the gays like to party so much? The liquor companies have definitely caught on, and they’re practically pouring their profits down our throat just to get the slightest brand recognition. I’m being honest when I tell you that I can’t even remember the sponsor of half the events I’ve been to, but I thank them every time I’ve only had $4 to last me through the night, so it works out in the end…kinda. Moral of the story: Disappoint your parents, be discriminated against, never be able to marry, and you’ll drink for free until you die. It’s awesome.
Soon thereafter I whisked my unsuspecting straight friend over to D’Or lounge in the Dream Hotel where a young pr exec was hosting her 24th birthday party. The girl was 24 and there’s little doubt in my mind she had the open bar comped, space comped, and photographer at cost. Gotta love public relations, people. I can’t say I’m not seething with jealousy, but the event really was gorgeous; the basement lounge glowing from gold uplights and antique mirrors amid Richie Rich’s radiant “natural” blonde hair and some Countess (from that retarded “Real Housewives of NYC” show) being fawned over by aspiring socialites.
Not too much planned yet this week, but it’s only Monday…I’ll keep ya posted.
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This is my favorite quote of the week…Disappoint your parents, be discriminated against, never be able to marry, and you’ll drink for free until you die.
Comment by Mary K May 5, 2008 @ 1:37 am